At kittens-direct we're jealous of other people's cats. We're so jealous that we make fun of them, just because we can't have them for ourselves.
Look at this cheeky monkey - she belongs to someone we know, and she's called Robinson but she looks like a moth! Look at her moth's face, and how cross she feels about looking like a moth!
What's that you say Robinson? "You want to fly into lightbubs with your massive moth wings?" We say Robinson should be renamed Mothinson, or Robinsmoth, or even better, Mothismoth!
Why not email us a picture of your cat or kitten to make us jealous, and we'll make fun of them too!