We don't know what to think about this

Cat bum pencil sharpener

Is it a cat or is it a moth?

At kittens-direct we're jealous of other people's cats. We're so jealous that we make fun of them, just because we can't have them for ourselves.

Look at this cheeky monkey - she belongs to someone we know, and she's called Robinson but she looks like a moth! Look at her moth's face, and how cross she feels about looking like a moth!

What's that you say Robinson? "You want to fly into lightbubs with your massive moth wings?" We say Robinson should be renamed Mothinson, or Robinsmoth, or even better, Mothismoth!

Why not email us a picture of your cat or kitten to make us jealous, and we'll make fun of them too!

Guys can like kittens too!

Cute overload and the like have have caused a problem! Sure, they provide a steady source of cat and kittenness, but it's just so girly....

If you're a man you don't want to be awwwing at a kitten on a computer screen all day, you want to see the kitten, appreciate the kitten and move on! That's why you need kittens-direct. It's the best of kittens on the internet, and less of the awwws and ahhhs.

If you are a girl you're welcome too of course. But whoever you are, come closer, take a look at our kittens.

You know you want to.....

whats better than a kitten?

A kitten in a box of tissues....and he clearly loves it!